workplace humor

I just returned from a two week vacation (pictures to be posted soon) to find that apparently according to one of our volunteers I resigned while I was out. I have a funny voicemail one of my colleagues forwarded to me from said volunteer who was very sorry to inform my colleague that I am no longer employed at the museum and my colleague will have to deal with her concern. Too bad I didn't know I had resigned when I dragged myself out of bed the first day back or I could have just enjoyed a nice relaxing day at home. :)